What An Ivan December


On the second day of December, Adam Walker was claimed by the Orioles.
The Pigsville Nine had just claimed him.
Two days earlier for a
Partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

Again on the second day of December, Chris Carter was released
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles,
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

On the third day of December, we got rid of Geltz and Goforth.
We just outrighted them.
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles…
Chris Carter was released…
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

On the sixth day of December Tyler Thornburg was traded,
Geltz and Goforth outrighted…
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles,
Chris Carter released…
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

On the eighth day of December, Caleb Smith is traded.
Tyler Thornburg was traded…
Geltz and Goforth outrighted…
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles….
Chris Carter released…
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

On the ninth day of December, Phil Bickford got suspended…for the second time.
Tyler Thornburg was traded…
Geltz and Goforth outrighted…
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles…
Chris Carter released…
Caleb Smith traded…
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

On the tenth day of December, Miguel Diaz was lost in Rule 5 draft.
Phil Bickford got suspended…for the second time…
Tyler Thornburg was traded…
Geltz and Goforth outrighted…
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles…
Chris Carter released…
Caleb Smith traded…
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

On the thirteenth day of December, Martin Maldonado was traded.
Miguel Diaz was lost in Rule 5 draft…
Phil Bickford got suspended…for the second time…
Tyler Thornburg was traded…
Geltz and Goforth outrighted…
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles…
Chris Carter released…
Caleb Smith traded…
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

With all of this activity, so what did Cream City get?
Got nothing for Geltz and Goforth…
Got nothing for Miguel Diaz…
Got nothing for Phil Bickford…
Got nothing for Adam Walker…
Got nothing for Chris Carter, the National League’s Home Run Champion in 2016…
Got Travis Shaw for Tyler Thornburg…
Got nothing for Caleb Smith…
Got Jett Bandy for Martin Maldonado…
Signed Ivan De Jesus…
Signed Tommy Milone…
Signed Eric Sogard….
Signed Andy Oliver…
Resigned Hiram Borgos…
But we got Ivan De Jesus Jr.

We got Ivan De Jesus Jr….
We now got Ivan De Jesus Jr…
And we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear Tree.

That is a perfect Ivan December.

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