The Mystical, Mysterious, Magical Tour


Part Houdini, part Blackstone. The Master of Minestrone in Baseball. 2 tablespoons of 30+ rookies, 1 large Korean import. 1 slightly crumbling superstar. 3 great young arms. 1 relief pitcher. An overpaid starting pitcher who has been on the DL more than not. Hercules who sometimes plays first. Two catchers who are an equal part of one. A second baseman with all the speed in the universe but no baseball brain. A centerfielder who simply can’t find his hitting grove. And absolutely there is no rhyme err thyme or reason why this concoction should work. But the Wizard of Whitefish Bay has leaned on a learned master in his dugout and worked closely with a newbie GM, and stirred this unbelievable pot of people like himself into a winning unit. In fact, his team, the beloved Milwaukee Brewers have risen to the top of the Central Division of the National League on Sunday, June 11, 2017. Are you kidding me?

Last night in Arizona in 106 degree temperatures with the roof open (the D’Back’s owner is so cheap…How cheap is he?) there was a 30+ refugee at First Base, a 30+ refugee at 2nd base; a multidimensional player at 3B; a first baseman playing left field (and it looked like a 1st baseman who was playing left field); a rookie in centerfield who got his first hit on Monday, sent down on Wednesday, brought back up on Thursday; and regular players in right field, shortstop and catching.

The night before, in 106 degree temperatures with the roof open (the D’Back’s owner is so cheap…How cheap is he?) every regular position player was used in a two run victory. Every player off the bench was used. That doesn’t usually happen in non-extra inning games. But the Wizard of Whitefish Bay was busy mixing his concoction and cooked up another victory.

On the record, they are 1 game ahead of the World Champions of last year. And they have a winning record on the road, one of only three teams in the National League to do so (Washington and Colorado are the others, both leading their divisions). They are the only team in their division with a winning record and one of only five in the league to do so. How good are they? Who knows?

This is a real team…a group of guys who are bonded with…their skipper and their bench coach. They are a group of carrots and onions, with a bit of mystery thrown in. And as they continue on this unbelievable magical tour of a baseball season, from city to city, they are exceeding all expectations.

Don’t wake up.

Don’t do anything you didn’t do yesterday.

Don’t change your socks or shoes.

This is a ride that no one knows how long it will last but on this wave, it is going much longer than anyone expected.

Just enjoy.

Play ball!

#watchingattanasio⚾️

Eric…Hits The Ball Real Far

‘He’s a comic book hero with a prep school education.’ That is what Adam Karen, Eric Thames agent was told by the Korean representatives as they were in pursuit of Thames for the NC Dinos in the Korean League. A graduate from Bellarmine Prep, a private Jesuit school in San Jose, California, then majored in Integrated Marketing at Pepperdine University, Mr Thames was drafted in the 7th round by the Toronto Blue Jays in 2008. In 2011 and 2012 he was a platoon player while appearing in 141 games and batting .257 with 15 HRs and 48 RBI. On July 30, 2012, he was traded to the Seattle Mariners for Steve Delebar. In Seattle, he appeared in 40 games during batting .220 with 6 HRs and 15 RBI. On June 30, 2013, he was traded to the Baltimore Orioles for Ty Kelly and did not appear in a single game. Then on September 5, 2013, he was selected off Waivers by the Houston Astros. In the field, he only had 5 errors. Disappointed, but not discouraged, he went and played in the Venezuelan Winter Ball league in December 2013.

By this time, the Dinos understood a couple of things: Eric Thames was covered in tattoos and had a big personality while in 633 at bats in the major leagues, he had hit 21 HRs and driven in 54 RBI, had an on base percentage of .296 and a slugging percentage of .431. He was not afraid to travel to other countries to play ball. They understood what this would translate for their fans in Southeastern Korea.

According to Jerry Crasnick, ESPN Senior writer (11/29/16), ‘After signing with the Dinos, Thames bought the Rosetta Stone Korean program and dove head-first into learning the language. “When you look at this as just a paycheck, that’s when you struggle,” Thames said. “The key is to enjoy the ride. Fully embrace the experience. [The] Hangul [alphabet] is pretty easy to learn, so I was able to pick it up easily. I am not fluent by any means, but speaking like a baby is better than not knowing any at all.”

As Thames immersed himself in the Korean culture and began clearing fences with regularity, he developed an ardent following. He patiently signed autographs for long lines of fans at Masan Stadium, and he grew accustomed to having meals interrupted by fans in search of selfies. “Going anywhere with him is insane in that country,” Karon said. “It’s like going out with the Beatles. Girls are crying and people are trying to touch him and get pictures. I’ve never seen anything like it.”

In Korea he put up cartoon numbers. In 2015, Thames won the MVP award and a Gold Glove at first base, became the first KBO player to hit 40 homers and steal 40 bases in a season, logged a .391/.497/.790 slash line and became the first player in Korean baseball to hit for the cycle twice in the same season. In 2016, Thames regressed slightly, but he still hit 40 homers and logged an OPS of 1.101 for the Dinos, who lost to the Doosan Bears in the KBO final, known as the Korean Series.

According to Crasnick, ‘Thames showed a strong work ethic in Korea and was popular with his teammates. The natural question was how his skills would translate to the majors. Could he adjust to higher level of competition and bigger ballparks in the majors? Thames has more of a line-drive swing than loft power. Could he catch up to 94-95 mph fastballs after feasting on 89-91 mph heaters in the KBO? “He’s very aggressive at the plate and on the field, too, for that matter,” a scout said. “He’s a first-ball fastball hacker, boy. He’s trying to hit the ball hard. Sometime you see guys who are happy to make contact and put the ball in play. That’s not him. He’s gonna hurt somebody someday.”

Thames’ defense in the outfield was considered below-average in Toronto. He moved to first base in Korea and would most likely be viewed by MLB teams as a combination first baseman-corner outfield-DH candidate. A National League front office man said he wouldn’t be surprised if teams were willing to give Thames a multiyear deal to return to the States. “You have an element that’s going to be skeptical,” the executive said. “He’s already played over here, and he wasn’t a tremendous success the first time. But you have to ask yourself, ‘Is this guy a late bloomer?’ “Look at some of the money that Cuban players have gotten. What’s the difference here? I think somebody is going to bite, and he’ll get a contract for two years and $12 million, or three years and $15-18 million.”‘

So far, through Saturday, he has appeared in 23 games, hit 11 HRs, driven in 19 RBI while batting .350 with an OPS of 1.312.

What an April. What a month.

Will it last?

#watchingattanasio⚾️

Play Ball!

Who We Picking?


We now have three weeks under our belts and some of the divisions are upside down. But what we see through the crystal ball is that the creme will always rise to the top.

American League

Eastern Division
Baltimore Orioles
They have an excellent manager and it is time for Buck to win a pennant, divisional, but a pennant none the less. The best third baseman in the American League, plus JJ and one of the three best outfielders in the AL today in Jones, make this the team to beat in the East.

Central Division
Cleveland Indians
They have an excellent manager and based off of last year’s performance, they are hungry and talented, plus great starting pitching. Oh ya, they have a sensational second baseman.

Western Division
Texas Rangers
They have a battery of All-Stars and Vu. If they can find solid relief, they could win it all.

Wild Cards
Detroit Tigers
While they lead the league in day games in the first two weeks, their pitching has been solid and they have Miggy.

Chicago White Sox
For four years, I have suggested this is the team to watch. Now, without their star pitcher, they have a chance to succeed.

What’s the matter with the rest?
Tampa Bay just doesn’t have the pitching.
New York Yankees have tradition, an excellent manager and a couple of dopes for owners.
Boston lost their soul to retirement.
Toronto needs a change in managers. Their team is not performing up to their high level of competency.
Minnesota is breathing rarified air. That bubble will burst but be much better than last season.
Kansas City is wandering in a wilderness of ‘what happened?’ with a lack of pitching and timely hitting.
Houston was a flash in the pan. Too many trades with Milwaukee will do that to a team.
Oakland has become the biggest thing in the East Bay and for good reason. They have an exciting team that can win if they have Khris in left. He has no arm.
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim will never win with Socscia. He has a penchant for making everyone mad. No pitching. But they have the star-of-stars on their team in center. Hello, Mr. Trout.
Seattle is all talk and Cano. If the King dominates, they still need a lot of help.

National League

Eastern Division
Washington Nationals
They have an excellent old-school manager, a brilliant pitching staff and a guy in right, one of the three great outfielders in the National League.

Central Division
Chicago Cubs
They have an over-imaginative manager, and a batting line-up to die for. If you are an opposing pitcher, this is a nightmare to face. They can outhit everybody to win regardless how their pitching holds up this season. Unless they get complacent or suffer a batch full of injuries, they will be in the October Classic.

Western Division
Los Angeles Dodgers
In a division that all of a sudden got weak, they have Clayton and some guys who can hit.

Wild Cards
New York Mets
They are the talk of New York City…the belle of the ball…with a great pitching staff.

Colorado Rockies
The only problem this team has is that it plays in thin air. It has all the hitting in the world and a shockingly good relief corps to go along with it. Plus they have Cargo and the human vacuum cleaner at third.

What’s the matter with the rest?

Miami lost their star pitcher. Yet have one of the most exciting players in the game, Giancarlo Stanton, one of the three great outfielders in the NL today.
Atlanta is a couple of years away as they are rebuilding.
Philadelphia just doesn’t have the guns yet as they are rebuilding.
Pittsburgh doesn’t have a great manager nor the purse strings to finally make it happen. Now they are beginning to fall out of contention … early.
Cincinnati is yet in another rebuilding program. If they hang their hopes on Scooter to take them to the top, they are in for a shocking surprise.
Milwaukee is a AAA team, with a great young manager, a more than tight owner, a kid GM and one of the three great outfielders in the National League as Ryan Braun is the only All-Star on the team today.
St. Louis became blind to what a great team is all about. Too many star players walked away because they want more money. Yet they have the best catcher in baseball behind the plate.
Arizona loves to over perform with the craziest owner in the game today, outside of Miami. But pitching will do them in. But they have the best first baseman in the game today. Goldy gives the D’Backs hope. But not that much.
San Diego. Nope.
San Francisco has a great manager but has not figured out how to secure a starting pitcher to replace a fading group, a relief pitcher who can shut the other team down nor a left fielder of dominant abilities. Unless they fix this right now, they are on a long slide out of grace.

OK. How do you see it?

Play Ball!

Flop Sweat


Baseball is a game of averages. It is pretty easy to gauge how a player or a team will perform as averages usually don’t lie. After all, the marathon tends to even things up.

Opening Day in Cream City showed exactly how the averages work. In 2016, the Milwaukee Brewers were the worst fielding team in Major League Baseball. Only the Minnesota Twins came close, but the Twinkies were still a distance from their Southern neighbors. The illustrious Brew Crew committed 136 errors last season. In all honestly, they also probably led the league in mental errors. Their fielding average was .978.

In pitching, they had the third worst record for striking out opposing batters. Only the Angels and Rangers had fewer. In relief pitching, they had the fifth worst record for striking out opposing batters. Only the Angels and Rangers, who where joined by the Giants and the Tigers, were less effective.

This led the management to stress fielding and pitching in spring training. Let’s concentrate on fielding. While they let their second baseman go on waivers, and traded away both of their catchers, their strength up the middle would be at a premium this season. It didn’t work that way. One of the new catchers they obtained as one of two second stringers from other teams (remember, they traded away their All-Star catcher who also was an excellent hitter, a rare combination in the game of baseball), committed two (2) errors in his first game. Both were on throws. Then the eclectic Jonathan Villar, who now plays second, gave an over enthusiastic throw in a critical situation into the home team’s dugout, striking the back of the Double Bubble plastic pail with such authority, the reserves thought it was Halloween, thus allowing runners to advance and eventually score the go-ahead and winning runs.

As for pitching, their Opening Day starter, Guerra, suffered a pulled calf in the bottom of the 3rd while batting and running to first. Then the bullpen came in and gave the game away. Well, to be specific Jhan Carlos Mariñez gave it away. Get this, after 1/3rd of an inning, he gave up 2 runs and 3 hits, walked a batter for an ERA into infinity, or in Mr. Mariñez case, an ERA of 27.00. He will have to pitch a zillion innings to find respect.

OK. It’s only the first game. But familiarity is ever present.

While Miller Park was packed, new food venues were opened with local goods, and Big Jim West was behind the plate as the Hot Dog won the Sausage Race, the team on the field looked the same.

It is good to love mediocrity if you live in Milwaukee. After all, with one of the lowest payrolls (‘Managable’ as the owner said on television on Opening Day) in The Show, the Pigsville Nine will always perform to their averages. And that means it will be a long, long season in the ‘Gathering place [by the water]’. Gemütlichkeit!

#WatchingAttanasio

Play Ball!

It’s Empty Now.


There is a promise in the air which begins with hope. The air in the morning is warmer than what you would expect at this time of the year. The same traffic one would expect from snow birds filling up the roads and freeways are the norm. But there is a different sound in the air.

It is not a ping from the golf courses, nor the sound of another automobile crash as that snow bird didn’t go right on read (its the law down here) as a local citizen banged into snow coast driver. No. It is the sound of a ‘pop’ as the ball hits the glove…not a ‘wack’ yet….just a mild ‘pop’ with the milling sounds of baseball language muffled in the air of conversations. ‘Hey, baby. Hey, baby.’ ‘That’s it. Get it in there.’ ‘My glove is tight. Got to get it flexed out.’ ‘Hum baby hum.’ Grunts and groans are customary as the kinks are beginning to work out. Laughter is heard as the players are back home…in their spring homes…on a practice field at a spring training camp.

This is not only a rite of spring, this maybe the right for spring as attention turns away from all of the political wrangling as the sounds and sights of delight present it self once again in Florida. The Major League teams have their pitchers and catchers reporting this week. And that brings us to that great word ‘hope’. There are smiles on faces, young and old. It is a time for, as ESPN anchors might say, ‘positivity’.

For many, living in San Diego or Oakland, Seattle or Phoenix, in Denver or Minneapolis, in Milwaukee and the South side of Chicago, in Cincinnati or Pittsburgh or even Philadelphia, in Atlanta or Tampa, in Miami or in Orange County California, hope is eternal. There is promise, promise from all of those cities owners that this year the rebuilding is going according to plan, or that this is the year that there will be a breakthrough, but in reality, most of the citizenry in these great areas hang onto hope. Let’s face it, Las Vegas odds are 100-1 that the Reds, Braves, Padres or Brewers will win the NL Pennant. For some reason, the D’Backs and Phillies are only 50-1. Go figure. Over in the AL, the White Sox are 100-1 while the Athletics, Rays and Twins are 50 to 1 to win their Pennant.

Now believe it or not, they say the Angels are 25-1 and that Mariners are 15-1.

On the other hand, the Red Sox are expected to win the AL Pennant as 5-2 odds are placed in their camp. In the NL, the defending World Series Champion Chicago Cubs (almost an oxymoron) have 7-4 odds with the Dodgers 7-2.

So you can see what an important day this will be during the coming week as Spring Training arrives.

Hope will be in the air everywhere.

Play Ball!

How Low Can You Go?


There is no one player who receives the lowest salary playing baseball in The Show. However, as of the 2016 Major League Baseball season, the minimum salary for players on a Major League roster is $507,500. This salary is negotiated as part of MLB’s collective bargaining agreement, or CBA. It is a raise of $7,500 compared to the 2014 season. The average salary in the Major Leagues is $4,250,000.

In the world of millions, Clayton Kershaw was the highest paid player in The Show in 2016 with a whopping $32 million salary. He also earned an addition $800,000 in performance incentives and endorsement deals. David Price came in second with $30 million. He also earned an addition $600,000 in performance incentives and endorsement deals. Both were starting pitchers. There is a major difference of salary between divisions, teams and positions. Certain positions, such as first base or starting pitcher, are usually better paid, due to the important role they are considered to have in the game. Josh Hamilton was #3 with a salary of $28.41 million. He also earned an addition $160,000 in performance incentives and endorsement deals. He was followed by Miguel Cabrera who earned $28 million. He also earned an addition $2 million in performance incentives and endorsement deals. Rounding out the top five was Cabrera’s teammate, Justin Verlander who got $28 million. He also earned an addition $600,000 in performance incentives and endorsement deals.

Who do you think was worth the money he earned in that group?

#6 was Yoenis Cespedes who earned $27.5 million. He also earned an addition $600,000 in performance incentives and endorsement deals. #7, Felix Hernandez who had a salary of $25.86 million. #8T was Ryan Howard who had a salary of $25 million. He also earned an addition $600,000 in performance incentives and endorsement deals. Albert Pujols who also earned $25 million (he also earned an addition $2 million in performance incentives and endorsement deals.) along with CC Sabathia, made up the trio of the $25 Million Dollar Club. Sabathia also earned an addition $700,000 in performance incentives and endorsement deals.

Who do you think was worth the money he earned in that group?

#11 is the $24 Million Dollar Club consisting of three players, Prince Fielder, Robinson Cano (He also earned an addition $3 million in performance incentives and endorsement deals.) and Zach Greinke. #14 was ‘Joe Mauer who earned $23 million followed by #15T Cole Hamels who had a salary of $22.5 million along with Mark Teixeira who earned the same..

Who do you think was worth the money he earned in that group?

#17 was Justin Upton with a salary of $22.13 million followed by three men who earned $22 million dollars in the season. They were Hanley Ramirez, Masahiro Tanaka and Jose Reyes.

Who do you think was worth the money he earned in that group?

Rounding out the Top 24 in earnings, ##20 was Adrian Gonzales with a salary of $21.86 million. #21 was Carl Crawford who earned $21.81 million. #22, Matt Kemp drew $21.5 million dollars while #23 was Jacob Elisbury who earned $21.14 million dollars. #25 was James Shields who had a salary of $21 million.

Who do you think was worth the money he earned in that group?

Baseball is big business. Major League Baseball had gate receipts in excess of $2.5 billion in 2016 (while attendance reached $73.16, down from 2015’s 73.76 million. See previous story for other team attendance and revenues for 2016). Therefore the ‘Stars’ will earn now only top billing but top salaries. But have you taken a look at who was making the most this past year? Many were near or toward the end of their careers.

Here are the 2016 projected MLB Team Payroll on Opening Day:

New York Yankees $224.85 million
Los Angeles Dodgers $ 221.29 million
Detroit Tigers $194.88 million
Boston Red Sox $188.55 million
Texas Rangers $186.04 million
San Francisco Giants $172.25 million
Chicago Cubs $154.58 million
Baltimore Orioles $145.58 million
St. Louis Cardinals $143.05 million
Seattle Mariners $141.68 million
Washington Nationals $141.68 million
Toronto Blue Jays $138.7 million
Los Angeles Angels $137.25 million
New York Mets $133.89 million
Kansas City Royals $131.49 million
Chicago White Sox $112.99 million
Colorado Rockies $112.65 million
Minnesota Twins $105.33 million
San Diego Padres $101.42 million
Pittsburgh Pirates $99.05 million
Houston Astros $94.89 million
Cincinnati Reds $89.96 million
Arizona Diamondbacks $89.26 million
Oakland Athletics #86.81 million
Philadelphia Phillies $83.98 million
Miami Marlins $76.41 million
Cleveland Indians $74.31 million
Milwaukee Brewers $69.28 million
Atlanta Braves $69.01 million
Tampa Bay Rays $57.1 million

While all of this looks somewhat bizarre, as few of the teams who are spending less than $90 million will actually make the playoffs (as Cleveland is in a class all by itself with one of the lowest payrolls yet with some of the best young players in the game) who do you think will be the most profitable team this coming season?

If you said the Toronto Blue Jays, you are probably correct as they are Canada’s team with a huge daily television audience dwarfing all others (again, see previous article).

We are now only a month away from pitchers and catchers reporting for Spring Training. It soon will be time to

Play Ball!

What An Ivan December


On the second day of December, Adam Walker was claimed by the Orioles.
The Pigsville Nine had just claimed him.
Two days earlier for a
Partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

Again on the second day of December, Chris Carter was released
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles,
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

On the third day of December, we got rid of Geltz and Goforth.
We just outrighted them.
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles…
Chris Carter was released…
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

On the sixth day of December Tyler Thornburg was traded,
Geltz and Goforth outrighted…
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles,
Chris Carter released…
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

On the eighth day of December, Caleb Smith is traded.
Tyler Thornburg was traded…
Geltz and Goforth outrighted…
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles….
Chris Carter released…
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

On the ninth day of December, Phil Bickford got suspended…for the second time.
Tyler Thornburg was traded…
Geltz and Goforth outrighted…
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles…
Chris Carter released…
Caleb Smith traded…
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

On the tenth day of December, Miguel Diaz was lost in Rule 5 draft.
Phil Bickford got suspended…for the second time…
Tyler Thornburg was traded…
Geltz and Goforth outrighted…
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles…
Chris Carter released…
Caleb Smith traded…
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

On the thirteenth day of December, Martin Maldonado was traded.
Miguel Diaz was lost in Rule 5 draft…
Phil Bickford got suspended…for the second time…
Tyler Thornburg was traded…
Geltz and Goforth outrighted…
Adam Walker claimed by Orioles…
Chris Carter released…
Caleb Smith traded…
But we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear tree.

With all of this activity, so what did Cream City get?
Got nothing for Geltz and Goforth…
Got nothing for Miguel Diaz…
Got nothing for Phil Bickford…
Got nothing for Adam Walker…
Got nothing for Chris Carter, the National League’s Home Run Champion in 2016…
Got Travis Shaw for Tyler Thornburg…
Got nothing for Caleb Smith…
Got Jett Bandy for Martin Maldonado…
Signed Ivan De Jesus…
Signed Tommy Milone…
Signed Eric Sogard….
Signed Andy Oliver…
Resigned Hiram Borgos…
But we got Ivan De Jesus Jr.

We got Ivan De Jesus Jr….
We now got Ivan De Jesus Jr…
And we have a partridge in a Miller Park pear Tree.

That is a perfect Ivan December.